Here is what I wrote:
Also known as the Garden Spider or Writing Spider.
It started to gently rain one morning when it dawned on me that the garden spider who set up her home up high on the eaves of the house and porch would make a nice B&W picture. I grabbed my tripod, camera, and macro lens and went outdoors. I realized my tripod would not go high enough for me to get a decent shot of the spider. I grabbed three 5-gallon buckets, turned them upside-down and placed my tripod on top of them. I used a stepstool to look at the viewfinder to carefully aim at the tiny spider. This was a dangerous endeavor considering I was partially on uneven ground. I would not recommend this unless you’re determined to get that nice shot. Tag me if you want to see the picture I took of the setup.
I do want to add the following:
Do not do as I do. It was extremely dangerous not only for myself but also for the camera. Nothing was very stable. And, it was still gently raining when I did this. (I used a lens hood to protect the glass from the rain). One little mistake would have been costly either to the camera or myself. With that said, all ended well.
Would I do this again? Probably not. It was a lot of work getting it all set up just right not to mention my nerves were shot after all was said and done.